As is widely known, the poor Rowsdower population is suffering from widespread violence from individuals such as the Brofessional. They are maimed, skewered and exploded wantonly. Won't someone think of the Rowsdowers?!
Enter the WEIRD-Operatives (WEIRD-Os). A band of honest "volunteers" (with minimal criminal records) taking a stand against this mindless slaughter. The WEIRD-Os offer their services to protect the poor goats against the malicious Dominion murderers. Successful missions are, of course, celebrated with a meaty banquet. Mmm, yummy Rowsdowers...
Do you want to join the WEIRD-O's and defend the Rowsdowsers... apply for membership!